Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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