i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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