make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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