Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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