I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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