"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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