Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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