she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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