I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Terrible idea I love it
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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