i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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