i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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