it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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