HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
