Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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