Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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