Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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