i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How does it feel to date your dad?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
