She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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