Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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