Who wears a wallet chain?!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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