if i can run in heels then i can drive
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Randomize
