that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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