i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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