did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
