dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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