My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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