either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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