I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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