I'm really into asian looking animals
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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