its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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