I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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