Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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