oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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