Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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