So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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