the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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