Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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