i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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