I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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