glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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