If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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