I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to have your abortion
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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