she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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