He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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