I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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