: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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