I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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