No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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