Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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