if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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